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Sakura

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At a red light while I'm listening to music with only a sliver of an open window, a guy in a car who looked like an instigator with half of a front bumper missing and the rest of front end mangled from an accident, he shouts, "Hey... Hey... Hey where do you work?" I reply, "not saying." In response he says, " So you don't want me to make money." He mouthed off more unintelligible things and the light turned green.

I was glad to go.

That attitude is why he drives shat car and prob for the rest of his lives. One thing to get rich is to start fixing the mental aspect. Could've tossed you his card for his services but no, he resorted with grumbles.
 

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That attitude is why he drives shat car and prob for the rest of his lives. One thing to get rich is to start fixing the mental aspect. Could've tossed you his card for his services but no, he resorted with grumbles.

I find it very strange the jealousy. Being jealous will not bring you good fortune and makes me think those who are like that are not smart people. It reminds me of a guy working at the bank running outside to ask me what I did for a living. Why ask that question when you are working at a bank?? Why not plan to climb the echelons in there to make it a success?

My first time I saw and heard the Lambos revving at the festival my first thought was, I have to get to that level, how am I going to achieve this? When I got home I was dedicated to find a way to make it happen, that's how I started to plan.

Earlier this afternoon...

I was working outside on the truck, a neighbor with a guy in tow, saying it was his employee. Why would he say that, just the other day he told me he was a manager at Jiff Lube. He had a fabulous story that he was moving away in a couple days from his run down apartment to live with his GF where her father (Owner of the Jiff Lube) had just bought her a huge house and he would be a district manager making 120-180K a year. He was going to buy a Porche or a Supra very soon and next year or two he would buy the franchise shop! Talk about a humongous raise!

Anyway he asked if he could go into my garage to show the car to the guy, it was a flat out no. Then he said to take out the car to show him. I pointed to him the truck is on a jack stand that's in front of the garage, next in line there's my other car with a car cover. I told him if he wants to see the car it'll be on display at the festival but he shrugged it off not interested and they walked away. What the heck?
 
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We were going to a look out to see the sights, as we were driving through the forest hundreds of cyclists use the road too, all the fast motorcycles gave me a thumbs up but this one karen cyclist furiously pumped a thumb down.

Many cyclists are trying to have the road shut down and many ride side by side, I suppose they are happy to hinder motorist. Or they might have a death wish, I saw 2 city buses inches from clipping one of them. When I say inches it looked like 6 inches or less. A cyclist who tries to avoid a pebble... under the bus wheels he goes.
 

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We were going to a look out to see the sights, as we were driving through the forest hundreds of cyclists use the road too, all the fast motorcycles gave me a thumbs up but this one karen cyclist furiously pumped a thumb down.

Many cyclists are trying to have the road shut down and many ride side by side, I suppose they are happy to hinder motorist. Or they might have a death wish, I saw 2 city buses inches from clipping one of them. When I say inches it looked like 6 inches or less. A cyclist who tries to avoid a pebble... under the bus wheels he goes.

Yeah, those cyclists. Those are not real cyclists. They are just an entitled dumbass on two wheels filled with bag of emotions. Basically, children throwing tantrums while on wheel. These children on wheel are willing to provoke and risk their lives for something as meaningless as on public street. First thing on defensive driving school is to cool the mind.
 

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I went for a ride last night, a group of pretty women dressed to go clubbing, one of them did the motorcycle rev gesture and humming vroom vroom. I chuckled and they chuckled but when I finally cleared them they shooed me in disappointment because I didn't rev it. I'm surprised some women are into that.

Another spot a female driver completely pulled her torso out from an SUV to look back at the car.
 
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Bad timing... 3 weeks later my 15 year relationship with my GF ended abruptly. I would of pointed to the woman to pull over for a chat and possibly coffee. Edit: I wouldn't of done that.

I don't know if you are joking or not, but enjoying time alone for a while could be the best thing that ever happened to a dude. It can be intoxicating at times. Besides you need time to fix the gearbox (grin). When you are ready, the above will provide someone great for you.
 

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I don't know if you are joking or not, but enjoying time alone for a while could be the best thing that ever happened to a dude. It can be intoxicating at times. Besides you need time to fix the gearbox (grin). When you are ready, the above will provide someone great for you.

It hasn't been great for some time, we were both to blame. Sure I'll have lots of time now on the weekends to fix my stuff but right now the total silence is disturbing. We were only together on the weekends, we each had our homes but we talked several times a day.
 
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Actually I wouldn't of pointed to the woman to pull over, it was a bad joke.
 

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It hasn't been great for some time, we were both to blame. Sure I'll have lots of time now on the weekends to fix my stuff but right now the total silence is disturbing. We were only together on the weekends, we each had our homes but we talked several times a day.

Taking a break can be the best thing. Sometimes it helps people see life with a clearer perspective. As for the silence or the feeling of loneliness, it’s just something to get used to. It’s not so different from stage fright in front of a big crowd. Once you manage to turn that silence into inner peace, you’ll probably find yourself feeling lighter and happier.

The key is to keep doing healthy things you enjoy, spend time with good people, and remember that life is too damn short. If the average Lamborghini owner is around 45 to 55, then based on the average human lifespan, most of us have about 30 more years. Not much time to waste.
 

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Sorry to hear. But a Sakura say, taking some time on your own isn’t bad.
You’ll be good and new adventures may come!
 

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Taking a break can be the best thing. Sometimes it helps people see life with a clearer perspective. As for the silence or the feeling of loneliness, it’s just something to get used to. It’s not so different from stage fright in front of a big crowd. Once you manage to turn that silence into inner peace, you’ll probably find yourself feeling lighter and happier.

The key is to keep doing healthy things you enjoy, spend time with good people, and remember that life is too damn short. If the average Lamborghini owner is around 45 to 55, then based on the average human lifespan, most of us have about 30 more years. Not much time to waste.


I'm in that bracket range right smack in the middle of it. In our trade the average lifespan is 67 years old so I definitely have no time to waste! hurry up lottery I'd love a borealis Aventador!
 

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As I was returning home idling at a red light these 2 grass mower guys were chatting beside their truck. They saw me from a distance, as I approached one of them did exaggerated humping moves! What the Foo??!!
 

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Filing the car at the gas station. Guy says "you bought that with Crypto?" Nope lots of dirty jobs.

Same gas station this week, Guy says, "How do I get up there?". I replied "start a business and save your money." His face dropped with defeat. It seems like most who ask this are looking for an easy way like the winning numbers on the next lottery. It feels like the majority are not interested at all to put in the effort to achieve something big.
 

Sakura

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Filing the car at the gas station. Guy says "you bought that with Crypto?" Nope lots of dirty jobs.

Same gas station this week, Guy says, "How do I get up there?". I replied "start a business and save your money." His face dropped with defeat. It seems like most who ask this are looking for an easy way like the winning numbers on the next lottery. It feels like the majority are not interested at all to put in the effort to achieve something big.

Well, at least you’ve got friendly people commenting :) Most of mine come from the local farmers wandering near my property. They complimented the Lambo and then followed with “It’s pretty old, right." I just smiled and said “Yeah, I bought it many years ago” hoping it would make them feel better.

Lately I have come up with a perfect response for the curious ones. Next time they ask something I will raise both arms to the sky, eyes dilated, tongue half sticking out, and shout “DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST? PURAISSSSE THE LORD AND FORTUNE WILL COME. HALLELUYAAAH” :)
 

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Well, at least you’ve got friendly people commenting :) Most of mine come from the local farmers wandering near my property. They complimented the Lambo and then followed with “It’s pretty old, right." I just smiled and said “Yeah, I bought it many years ago” hoping it would make them feel better.

Lately I have come up with a perfect response for the curious ones. Next time they ask something I will raise both arms to the sky, eyes dilated, tongue half sticking out, and shout “DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST? PURAISSSSE THE LORD AND FORTUNE WILL COME. HALLELUYAAAH” :)

I've mostly gotten good comments about the car, speed bike love it and get a salute from them a lot. However for my work I get insults on a weekly basis. The worst are the online reviews full of hate and many times with lies. Only if I could find another way of making a decent living I would drop what I do now.

Imagine if the farmers asked about the "old bow"... you know the price tag of it!
 

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Speaking of fast bikes, I usually take it slow on the highway to look at the sunset. A group of fast bikes came up, the first one wanting to race I signaled no thanks, there's always police on that stretch anyway. He sped up and did a wheelie, it was pretty impressive, the next guy tried it too but he was not skilled enough.

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Sakura

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I've mostly gotten good comments about the car, speed bike love it and get a salute from them a lot. However for my work I get insults on a weekly basis. The worst are the online reviews full of hate and many times with lies. Only if I could find another way of making a decent living I would drop what I do now.

Imagine if the farmers asked about the "old bow"... you know the price tag of it!

Hey, the harder the work is for people to do, the more profitable it becomes because of its exclusiveness. That has always been my policy. If something is easy for the average guy, then others, even clueless ones, will do it. If your work is hard to do as it seems to be, then it has long term profit! Just need to find a way to heal mentally like driving the Lambo :)

Recently the Japanese government has removed some negative Google reviews because users were abusing the system. It puts businesses at risk due to irresponsible individuals. The system is unfair and goes unchecked. Maybe you can go through Chamber of Commerce or gov officials in Canada or even get a lawyer if the unfair reviews are affecting your business.
 
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